Happy Malentine's Day!

Dorky: I demand that there be a malentine day
Me: You mean drink beer and play video games day?
Dorky: No, where you buy me beer and take me to a video game.. oh yeah. That.
Me: OK, I'll do that. Instead of chocolates and flowers, I'll get you candy and eCig juice
Dorky: Yay!
Me: OK, you buy me Lambo now
Dorky: Lambo? Oh heck no. I'm buying you.. some paper cups. A sharpie and some kleenex

I'm so lucky to have him.

And the #1 top selling Wii game in Korea is...

Me: I ordered a Gold's Gym Wii game. Gonna try it out tonight. It's supposed to provide a really good cardio workout. Hehe. Lots of boxing which I'll try on you. ;)

Dorky: lol. Uh oh. Is it the #1 top selling Wii game in Korea among Korean males?

Bvlgari Poor Homie

Me: Is your cologne "eau de parfum" or "eau de toilette?"
Dorky: I don't know. What's the difference?

Me: I think "eau de parfum" lasts longer and has better staying power.

Dorky: Oh, then "toilet."

...

The next day, Dorky walks by and picks up his bottle of cologne.

Dorky: No, wait! It's "poor homie!"

He means Pour Homme.

[11/17/07] Around the [here] in [10 minutes]

Me: Dorky, if there was anywhere in the world you could be now where would it be?
Dorky: Your butt.
Me: I don't want to talk to you!
Dorky: Whyy? Where would you go?
Me: Because you won't answer my question! ::sticks tongue out:: Meanie.
Dorky: Hm. Well, I dunno. Let's think about this. It's fall time - November - so maybe some place warm.
Me: Dorkyyyy, it's not that kind of question!
Dorky: Oh, what? Okay, fine.
Me: You just answer out of impulse so it doesn't matter what the weather is like.
Dorky: Oh, finnne. Considering my current belly state I'd have to say at a yummy restaurant.
Me: Nooooo - like anywhere in the world.
Dorky: Yeah, I'd want to be at French Laundry. What about you?
Me: You're really hungry, aren't you?
Dorky: Yeah and you better not belittle my dream!


...



Me: Ohhh, I'm hungry! Fat ass needs food!
Dorky: Which one?

[10/29/07] Helloooooooooooo?

Me: SPEED DIALS DORKY
RING
RINGING STOPS
LONG PAUSE
...
...
...
Dorky: Hello?
Me: Dorky, you're slow today!
Dorky: Oh, sorry. I opened the phone and forgot to talk.

[10/05/07] Jackie Can Cook

On cooking a late night fish dinner..

Dorky: The seasoning came out really good.
Me: Did you do it yourself?
Dorky: Of course. When I'm not with you, I'm like Jackie Chan.

...


Dorky: No, wait. Like Yan Can Cook.

[09/26/07] Who's a lozer?!

Dorky: ::sticks tongue out and tries to lick my finger::
Me: Ew! You're a lizard!
Dorky: I'm not a loser! You're a loser!