Me: You mean drink beer and play video games day?
Dorky: No, where you buy me beer and take me to a video game.. oh yeah. That.
Me: OK, I'll do that. Instead of chocolates and flowers, I'll get you candy and eCig juice
Dorky: Yay!
Me: OK, you buy me Lambo now
Dorky: Lambo? Oh heck no. I'm buying you.. some paper cups. A sharpie and some kleenex
I'm so lucky to have him.
