Me: Dorky, if there was anywhere in the world you could be now where would it be?
Dorky: Your butt.
Me: I don't want to talk to you!
Dorky: Whyy? Where would you go?
Me: Because you won't answer my question! ::sticks tongue out:: Meanie.
Dorky: Hm. Well, I dunno. Let's think about this. It's fall time - November - so maybe some place warm.
Me: Dorkyyyy, it's not that kind of question!
Dorky: Oh, what? Okay, fine.
Me: You just answer out of impulse so it doesn't matter what the weather is like.
Dorky: Oh, finnne. Considering my current belly state I'd have to say at a yummy restaurant.
Me: Nooooo - like anywhere in the world.
Dorky: Yeah, I'd want to be at French Laundry. What about you?
Me: You're really hungry, aren't you?
Dorky: Yeah and you better not belittle my dream!
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Me: Ohhh, I'm hungry! Fat ass needs food!
Dorky: Which one?
