Me: Is your cologne "eau de parfum" or "eau de toilette?"
Dorky: I don't know. What's the difference?
Dorky: I don't know. What's the difference?
Me: I think "eau de parfum" lasts longer and has better staying power.
Dorky: Oh, then "toilet."
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The next day, Dorky walks by and picks up his bottle of cologne.
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The next day, Dorky walks by and picks up his bottle of cologne.
Dorky: No, wait! It's "poor homie!"
He means Pour Homme.
He means Pour Homme.
