[10/29/07] Helloooooooooooo?

Me: SPEED DIALS DORKY
RING
RINGING STOPS
LONG PAUSE
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Dorky: Hello?
Me: Dorky, you're slow today!
Dorky: Oh, sorry. I opened the phone and forgot to talk.

[10/05/07] Jackie Can Cook

On cooking a late night fish dinner..

Dorky: The seasoning came out really good.
Me: Did you do it yourself?
Dorky: Of course. When I'm not with you, I'm like Jackie Chan.

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Dorky: No, wait. Like Yan Can Cook.