[11/17/07] Around the [here] in [10 minutes]

Me: Dorky, if there was anywhere in the world you could be now where would it be?
Dorky: Your butt.
Me: I don't want to talk to you!
Dorky: Whyy? Where would you go?
Me: Because you won't answer my question! ::sticks tongue out:: Meanie.
Dorky: Hm. Well, I dunno. Let's think about this. It's fall time - November - so maybe some place warm.
Me: Dorkyyyy, it's not that kind of question!
Dorky: Oh, what? Okay, fine.
Me: You just answer out of impulse so it doesn't matter what the weather is like.
Dorky: Oh, finnne. Considering my current belly state I'd have to say at a yummy restaurant.
Me: Nooooo - like anywhere in the world.
Dorky: Yeah, I'd want to be at French Laundry. What about you?
Me: You're really hungry, aren't you?
Dorky: Yeah and you better not belittle my dream!


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Me: Ohhh, I'm hungry! Fat ass needs food!
Dorky: Which one?

[10/29/07] Helloooooooooooo?

Me: SPEED DIALS DORKY
RING
RINGING STOPS
LONG PAUSE
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...
...
Dorky: Hello?
Me: Dorky, you're slow today!
Dorky: Oh, sorry. I opened the phone and forgot to talk.

[10/05/07] Jackie Can Cook

On cooking a late night fish dinner..

Dorky: The seasoning came out really good.
Me: Did you do it yourself?
Dorky: Of course. When I'm not with you, I'm like Jackie Chan.

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Dorky: No, wait. Like Yan Can Cook.

[09/26/07] Who's a lozer?!

Dorky: ::sticks tongue out and tries to lick my finger::
Me: Ew! You're a lizard!
Dorky: I'm not a loser! You're a loser!

[09/25/07] TV Trivia Time!

Dorky: ROFL. We're watching the nerd-hot show.

QUESTION: Which show is he referring to?
ANSWER: See comments.

[09/22/07] Terms of endearment

Me: Dorky, do you think it's weird that I call you "Dorky" instead of "oppa" or "honey baby sugar bear?"
Dorky: Absolutely not, trash stinky super smelly!

How mean.

[A classic moment..] Really Lost

While watching an episode of Lost:

::Hatch blows up::

(10 seconds later and still staring at the screen)

Dorky: HOLY CRAP!

[09/01/07] Automated messages are people, too!

Automated GOOG-411: What city and state?
Dorky: Dublin, CA
Automated GOOG-411: Dublin, CA. What business name or category?
Dorky: Bagel Street
Automated GOOG-411: Bagel Street Cafe on Dublin Blvd. I'll connect you-
Dorky: Yes, thank you.