[09/26/07] Who's a lozer?!

Dorky: ::sticks tongue out and tries to lick my finger::
Me: Ew! You're a lizard!
Dorky: I'm not a loser! You're a loser!

[09/25/07] TV Trivia Time!

Dorky: ROFL. We're watching the nerd-hot show.

QUESTION: Which show is he referring to?
ANSWER: See comments.

[09/22/07] Terms of endearment

Me: Dorky, do you think it's weird that I call you "Dorky" instead of "oppa" or "honey baby sugar bear?"
Dorky: Absolutely not, trash stinky super smelly!

How mean.

[A classic moment..] Really Lost

While watching an episode of Lost:

::Hatch blows up::

(10 seconds later and still staring at the screen)

Dorky: HOLY CRAP!

[09/01/07] Automated messages are people, too!

Automated GOOG-411: What city and state?
Dorky: Dublin, CA
Automated GOOG-411: Dublin, CA. What business name or category?
Dorky: Bagel Street
Automated GOOG-411: Bagel Street Cafe on Dublin Blvd. I'll connect you-
Dorky: Yes, thank you.